dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

Your hands are cold.

vollaire:

conveys:

i hope you guys can see the complexity of this piece. read once all the way through, then read it excluding the words in parentheses, and then read only the words in parentheses :) (this is what i do to avoid math) (it was so difficult and took me forever) (appreciate it please omg)

holy shit the parentheses

whenyouthinktimcgraw:

hello yes id like to apply to be a background dancer for taylor swift

no i do not have any experience id just like to be next to taylor swift

Describe your perfect date.

gifs-johnmayer:

cemawe:

I’m so jealous of John Mayer because he doesn’t have to go through the stress and worriment of getting good tickets to see John Mayer

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

scienceing:

scienceing:

my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner

the corner was 90 degrees